The wind was blowing hard Saturday evening, whipping stinging sand across my face and arms. The low sun turned the dunes orange, throwing sawgrass shadows across their tops. Sailboats and ferries crossed the blue channel of the harbour entrance, Old Harry Rocks in the distance. A group of teens tended their fire pit and drank cheap beer in a hollow, shadowed from the elements.
I sat, cross legged, on the crest and surveyed the peaked tents and broad arena below. I’d expected that Beach Polo was a cross between Volleyball and Water Polo, but there were no nets or goals deployed.
There were, instead, Ponies and a lot of well-heeled spectators. A big orange ball, lots of mallets, flying hooves and sand, lots of cheers and oohs from the stands.
‘Actual Polo, sort of.
The event is detailed at the British Beach Polo site. The spectator-level pictures, above, are from promotional sites: I was too far away to get good detail. Tickets ranged from £25 (General 1-Day) to £60 (Extended, Beach after-party), and it looks like it could be an intriguing novelty that might be good fun next year.
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Sunday began drizzly and grey after a restless night, then deteriorated onwards. I was, nonetheless, determined to attend the Grooves on the Green music event in Ashley Park. It was a bit desultory on arrival: a couple of bands playing to a dozen or so people, food and drink vendors looking damp and forlorn. Children jumped in puddles (the bouncy-slide was closed down), trying to splash parents huddled beneath bright umbrellas.
The planners had tried to work up a tropical theme for the Calling Stage and novelty groups like Funkathon (with the big hair, below). The main stage struggled with transitions between larger, more polished acts.
It was the exact opposite to the sunny Sandbanks Beach event of the prior evening, but more congenial (and better beer).



I started the day as House-Dad, helping Greek-mom with her pronunciation and our resident cardiologist fix a flat tire. Both have had a lot of success in the past week: Laura passed her PhD defense and is officially a Doctor-Doctor-Fellow in Bournemouth, while the whole Greek clan has found new jobs in Poole. There were a few bumps in that, though.
In order to work in a pub, they had to pass a health and safety test with perfect scores. The on-line course was dense and technical, how to handle money and underage drinkers, which fire extinguishers and cleaning solvents to use for various jobs, how to move boxes and wash dishes properly. It seems unreasonable to expect someone just learning English to understand and absorb that amount off material in one go, and I ended up helping with an evening’s tutorial. In the end, everyone understood and passed.
Then Greek-mom, very sweet, came to me to ask for help pronouncing harassment, racism, prejudice. I sighed: what happened? Co-workers making remarks about Greek immigrants; others brushing her inappropriately during work. She argued that she needed the money; I argued that she needed to establish boundaries. In the end, the manager helped.
By midday, I was ready for some moments of Zen and took a long loop around the coast through Milford-on-Sea to watch the sailboats entering the Solant against the Isle of Wight, and up into the New Forest to go for a walk past Hatchet Pond into the moors near Brockenhurst.

